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abbynormal92243Feb 17, 2006 7:45pm
here's how it works:

Person 1 makes a wish
Person 2 grants it, with a hilariously unpleasant twist, then makes a wish of his/her own.
The next person then corrupts THAT wish, and makes his own wish, and so on.

Like so:

Person 1: I wish I had a Maserati.

Person 2: You have a Maserati. By Matchbox.
I wish I could fly.

Person 3: You can fly! You just can't land.
I wish every day was Christmas Eve.

Person 4: Every day IS Christmas Eve--and you're in retail.
etc.

I'll go first.

I wish I was on vacation.


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badly-drawn-girlFeb 18, 2006 2:21am
you can go on vacation,now your stranded
i wish i was climbing a tall mountain


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abbynormal92243Feb 18, 2006 6:56pm
You're climbing Mt Everest.
Naked.

I wish I was svelte.


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badly-drawn-girlFeb 18, 2006 11:24pm
your svelte.now get treated for anorexic.i wish the IRS letters would stop


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abbynormal92243Feb 19, 2006 9:39am
The IRS letters have stopped, because they're at your door.

I wish my house was clean.


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jec1958Feb 21, 2006 9:40am
your house is clean because the irs confiscated everything.
i wish i had another cup of coffee.


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ThlayliFeb 21, 2006 10:03am
You have a cup of Nescafé.
I wish I could speak Japanese.


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abbynormal92243Feb 21, 2006 7:24pm
oh, dear. My reply fell terribly flat. I'm sorry if I offended you. :(
I'll try again.

You speak Japanese. Unfortunately, you're marooned on the island of Crete. Time to learn a new language. heh

I wish I was rich, please.


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ThlayliFeb 28, 2006 5:52am
I took no offense, just thought someone else would take a turn.

You have a billion dollars. However, it's in a holding account and you can't touch it until 2075.

I wish I could care for plants properly.


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abbynormal92243Mar 5, 2006 4:59pm
You do care for plants properly, particularly Venus Flytraps. It's your favorite activity to collect flies in jars--so much so that your shelves and windowsills are lined with mason jars full of flies.
How nice to see a person with such passion.

I wish my car wasn't broken.


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