 Sponsor | abbynormal92243 | Feb 17, 2006 7:45pm | here's how it works:
Person 1 makes a wish
Person 2 grants it, with a hilariously unpleasant twist, then makes a wish of his/her own.
The next person then corrupts THAT wish, and makes his own wish, and so on.
Like so:
Person 1: I wish I had a Maserati.
Person 2: You have a Maserati. By Matchbox.
I wish I could fly.
Person 3: You can fly! You just can't land.
I wish every day was Christmas Eve.
Person 4: Every day IS Christmas Eve--and you're in retail.
etc.
I'll go first.
I wish I was on vacation. |
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 Sponsor | badly-drawn-girl | Feb 18, 2006 2:21am | you can go on vacation,now your stranded
i wish i was climbing a tall mountain |
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 Sponsor | abbynormal92243 | Feb 18, 2006 6:56pm | You're climbing Mt Everest.
Naked.
I wish I was svelte. |
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 Sponsor | badly-drawn-girl | Feb 18, 2006 11:24pm | | your svelte.now get treated for anorexic.i wish the IRS letters would stop |
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 Sponsor | abbynormal92243 | Feb 19, 2006 9:39am | The IRS letters have stopped, because they're at your door.
I wish my house was clean. |
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 Sponsor | jec1958 | Feb 21, 2006 9:40am | your house is clean because the irs confiscated everything.
i wish i had another cup of coffee. |
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 Sponsor | Thlayli | Feb 21, 2006 10:03am | You have a cup of Nescafé.
I wish I could speak Japanese. |
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 Sponsor | abbynormal92243 | Feb 21, 2006 7:24pm | oh, dear. My reply fell terribly flat. I'm sorry if I offended you. :(
I'll try again.
You speak Japanese. Unfortunately, you're marooned on the island of Crete. Time to learn a new language. heh
I wish I was rich, please. |
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 Sponsor | Thlayli | Feb 28, 2006 5:52am | I took no offense, just thought someone else would take a turn.
You have a billion dollars. However, it's in a holding account and you can't touch it until 2075.
I wish I could care for plants properly. |
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 Sponsor | abbynormal92243 | Mar 5, 2006 4:59pm | You do care for plants properly, particularly Venus Flytraps. It's your favorite activity to collect flies in jars--so much so that your shelves and windowsills are lined with mason jars full of flies.
How nice to see a person with such passion.
I wish my car wasn't broken. |
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